prettycolors:

#e1f494

prettycolors:

#e1f494

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

yurmia:

 4/25 13:17 by tomo908us on Flicker.

yurmia:

4/25 13:17 by tomo908us on Flicker.

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

Ying Yang Twins - Badd
163 plays

defjamvendetta:

Ying Yang Twins/ Mike Jones-Badd

The Decemberists - Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect
9,665 plays

And just to lay with you, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do,
Save lay my rifle down.

Ectoplasmic Dong
gotmeupallnighttho:

oh fffuuuucckkkk

gotmeupallnighttho:

oh fffuuuucckkkk

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.

lesbianvenom:

*puts on boxers* *feels 10x gayer*


for we are angels, and our birthright is the stars

for we are angels, and our birthright is the stars

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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AGGRESSIVELY ROLLS EYES AT BOYS

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE